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News
a true story by Josh Neufeld
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Working the crowds at Federal
Hall
(photo by Dean Haspiel) |
In
1968, Robert Crumb patrolled the intersection of San Franciscos
Haight-Ashbury, selling copies of his comic Zap out of a baby carriage.
On October 3, 2002, I stood on the corner of Broad and Wall Street in
New York City, selling copies of my comic Titans of Finance out
of a Nike sports bag. How times have changed.
But still, one thing remains the same: if you try hard enough, you can
find your audience. I was there with hundreds of other folks for Ralph
Naders Crackdown on Corporate Crime rally. Naders
goal was to focus attention on the vast array of corporate misdeeds
and to propose sound remedies that will help shareholders, taxpayers,
workers, and consumers tame the reckless and out-of control corporate
bosses. Nader was joined by such progressive luminaries as former
NYC mayoral hopeful Mark Green, NY Green Party Gubernatorial Candidate
Stanley Aronowitz, singer/songwriter Patti Smith, and talk show host Phil
Donahue.
Needless to say, this was a perfect opportunity for me to hawk Titans,
billed as True Tales of Money & Business, featuring stories
of greed, betrayal and indictments, and starring folks like Revlon chairman
(and ex-Marvel Comics owner) Ron Perelman, Chainsaw Al Dunlap,
and bond trader Monroe Trout. As Pete Seeger says, to everything
there is a season, and a time for every purpose. Last September,
when the book came out, the last thing people wanted to read was business-world
satire. After all, we had just seen thousands of Wall Streeters massacred
in the fall of the World Trade Center. But, a year later, what with the
Enron, WorldCom, Global Crossing, and Haliburton scandals leading the
business news every day, theres a built-in audience for what writer
R. Walker & I have to say.
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The
harsh glare of the spotlight
(photo by Dean Haspiel) |
You see, despite Titans being favorably mentioned in the New
York Times, Money magazine, U.S. News & World Report,
Kiplingers and Fortune Small Business, weve
had very limited sales, somewhere in the 1500 - 2000 range. Obviously,
this is because the book targets those with an interest in the business
world (and a good sense of humor) not your typical comics specialty
store customer. But Barnes & Noble wont carry it because it
fits neither of their rigid definitions of a book or a magazine, and how
else to get eyeballs? Well, with Naders rally, I had finally found
my audience.
The day was overcast, giving the tall downtown buildings a gray brooding
presence as the crowds began to gather. A giant pink inflatable pig dominated
the intersection in front of Federal Hall and the Stock Exchange. The
police had set up barricades, sending demonstrators out in two directions
away from the stage, yet still allowing passers-by to reach their destinations.
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Just
your typical reader
(photo by Dean Haspiel) |
As rally organizers got things going and folks started to congregate
for the speeches, people of all political stripes and agendas began to
appear. There were your expected bands of Green Party student activists,
the obligatory Socialist Worker flacks and miscellaneous single-issue
protestors. As I donned my costume of suit, tie and sandwich
board and prepared to enter the fray, I was joined by Pot Whore, a blond-wig-red-lipstick-wearing
woman in a g-string and black bra. She bought the first copy, and I was
on my way.
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Your
ToF newsboys, Dean & Josh
(photo by anonymous) |
My buddy and fellow cartoonist Dean Haspiel volunteered to be my sidekick
for the event, and I couldnt have done it without him. As a freelancer
who more often than not works in his underwear, I found the oppressive
monkey suit (a $5 thrift store purchase from my college days) a real challenge
to endure. But Dean kept me on topic, spied out the best venues for prospective
sales and steered copies into the hands of interested buyers. My sales
pitch stressed that Titans featured real stories of corporate CEOs,
all taken from the business pages, hand-drawn by yours truly. People were
intrigued by the sandwich boards slogans and my verbal hawking and
came over to see what I had to offer. Over 90% of them ended up buying
a copy. Many people were excited to buy directly from the artist, and
I even signed a copy and did a sketch for one middle-aged woman (using
Deans broad back as a writing surface, natch). Always looking to
do my part in the fight against corporate greed, I sold the book for $3.00
50 cents off the cover price.
What was wonderful about the rally was how diverse it was. I sold books
to people you wouldnt see in a comic shop in a hundred years: middle-aged
working class black men, red diaper baby boomers, college-age radicals,
and activist grandmas. In two hours time, I sold almost 40 copies, more
than Ive vended total at three separate comic conventions
(Baltimore, MOCCA, and SPX). I love the idea of all those disparate people
taking the book home and enjoying the fruits of my labors, having a laugh
at some of the stories inside, and maybe even learning a thing or two
about the business world.
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Stock
Traders Titans in Training?
(photo by Dean Haspiel) |
At one point, Dean reached across the barricades to show Titans
to some local stock traders, who were lounging outside the Exchange watching
the rally. Hey, number 273, Dean yelled to one, Check
this out! You might like it. I wouldnt wipe my ass with
that shit, the trader retorted before he stomped off in anger. Apparently,
he didnt approve of our implicit criticism of the hyper-capitalist
system. Dean grinned and shrugged, and we immediately sold a few copies
to some nearby observers.
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Fulfilling
my patriotic duty
(photo by Dean Haspiel) |
My suit-and-tie outfit must have given me some kind of goofy look of
authority because at one point a very well-dressed man approached me for
help. It turned out he was Lebanese, newly arrived from the old country,
and was anxious to meet his long-lost relative Ralph Nader! You see, his
grandfather and Ralphs father were brothers, and this man hoped
I could arrange a family reunion. He even pulled out a beaten-up copy
of the 1973 book, Citizen Nader, showing me a chronology of the
Nader family which proved that Naders father had immigrated to the
U.S. from Lebanon in 1912. I was touched by this family drama but admitted
I had no special access to Nader. I encouraged him to try talking to Ralph
after the rally, handed him a free copy of Titans, and sent him
on his way.
Finally, the speeches over and the strains of Smiths People
Have the Power echoing away, the crowd started to disperse. Dean
and I headed up Nassau Street to start the journey home to Brooklyn. I
felt like I had achieved a small but significant victory. What had begun
as a publicity stunt had mutated into a full-fledged marketing success:
I had found my audience, and they had responded. To top it off, as we
left the Federal Hall/Stock Exchange area, Ralph Nader himself, with entourage,
passed by. I pressed a copy of Titans into his hands and gave him
a quick spiel. As we walked off in opposite directions, Dean looked back
and remarked, Hey, Naders reading the book hes
not listening to the guy talking to him anymore! What more could
a humble cartoonist want?
Images, characters and likenesses © and TM R. Walker
& Josh Neufeld
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